Oh, I used to be an artist and I made a living fine,
I drew my pictures fair and square along the county line
But time went by and though I tried the money wasn't there
So I moved out to florida to make my money there
I looked for every kind of job the answer always no
Another artist they'd always laugh, there's lots and lots of those!
The government they offered me a measly little sum
But i've got too much pride to end up just another bum
And so I thought who gives a damn if I can't get along
I'm gonna be a pirate in the Shire of Arenal!

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And it's a heave-ho! hi-ho!
Comin down the way
Cuttin down armor trees and using them to play
And it's a ho-hey! hi-hey!
Construction sites galore, when you see the Belladonna on the Shire's mighty shores..

ARRR!!

Well you'd think that all the mundanes would know that i'm about
But, just the other day I found a pile of signs without
Anybody watching them , i snuck them right on by
And off I went and plundered like a pirate who could fly
A store outside of Milton had a sign apon their wall
The mundanes never know what hit em cuz they never saw
Because they think that pirates are only on TV
I plunder rape and pillage all the metal made booty!

Chorus:

And it's a heave-ho! hi-ho!
Comin down the way
Cuttin down armor trees and using them to play
And it's a ho-hey! hi-hey!
Construction sites galore, when you see the Belladonna on the Shire's mighty shores..

Arrrrrrr Me Hearties.. get it? HARDies? uhuhuh.. you said.. HARD...

Well, a pirate life's a great one, if you're not the type to fear
the borrowing of unused signs to make your fighting gear
We roam the roads and beaches after CAT4 hurricanes
to see if there are armor trees to take from the mundanes
Well the weekend she is over, it's a mundane life for me
But I'll be back this friday to a'plunder armor trees
So until then remember that there's pirates all around
and tighten up your screws and bolts or else we'll tear them out

And it's a heave-ho! hi-ho!
Comin down the way
Cuttin down armor trees and using them to play
And it's a ho-hey! hi-hey!
Construction sites galore, when you see the Belladonna on the Shire's mighty shores..


And it's a heave-ho! hi-ho!
Comin down the way
Cuttin down armor trees and using them to play
And it's a ho-hey! hi-hey!
Construction sites galore, when you see the Belladonna on the Shire's mighty shores..