I thought girls in armor was a fairy tale
Then one day I looked and there they were
She was on the list field
with two swords and no shield
she was fighting with another girl!

Then i saw her face, now she's a hipbreaker
not a trace of doubt in my mind
I just watched, (ooh), she's the hipbreaker
what would it take to make her die?

I knew that the girl's hip would be okay
Almost felt the pain she must have had
But she was up and walkin
The fight was not in vain
Now the two are buddies who like pain!!

Then i saw her face, now she's a hipbreaker
not a trace of doubt in my mind
I just watched, (ooh), she's the hipbreaker
what would it take to make her die?