Sir Lex’s Song
(In the style of “Oh Lord it’s Hard to be Humble)
Oh lord it's hard to be humble
When you're armor's as pretty as mine
I can look at my own reflection
Cause my stainless armor is so fine
To see me might be blinding
When the sun is out shining so bright
Oh lord it's hard to be humble
When dirt stays off me when I fight
The ladies all come cuz I'm charming
To oogle at my hand made wares
I even see some of them trying
To check their makeup or their hair
Well I love to make my own armor
Just to be shinier than the rest
It's made just for me I have to concede
I'll make sure that I look the best
Oh lord it's hard to be humble
When you're armor's as pretty as mine
I can look at my own reflection
Cause my stainless armor is so fine
To see me might be blinding
When the sun is out shining so bright
Oh lord it's hard to be humble
When dirt stays off me when I fight
I guess you could say I'm a fighter
A knight for my kingdom that's true
I have many friends who all love me
But if you're fighting me sucks to be you!
Some folks may think I'm too gaudy
Hell being jealous is always their right
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
Fill out my perfect white tights!
Oh lord it's hard to be humble
When you're armor's as pretty as mine
I can look at my own reflection
Cause my stainless armor is so fine
To see me might be blinding
When the sun is out shining so bright
Oh lord it's hard to be humble
When dirt stays off me when I fight
I'm never dirty when I fight!
Stumble!