Crappy Weekend
(in the style of “Bad Day” by Fuel)
Had a crappy weekend
Dropped my food all on the sand
Thought my garb was packed inside my car
Had a crappy weekend
Tried to find the site without a map
Popped a rivet blew a strap
I forgot to bring my friggin armor box, I
Had a crappy weekend
And they said it’s not that far
6 hours later still in this car
Nobody smokes and my ass is numb
I had a crappy weekend
There’s no duct tape to be had
It’s feckin cold and now it’s pissin rain
I had a crappy weekend
Nooo..
And they said it’s not that far
10 hours later still in this car
I’ve gotta piss but they’re drivin on
Oh I had a crappy weekend
Just sprained the fingers on my hand
Swung my arm and now my shoulder’s gone
What a crappy weekend
I can’t wait until the next event
What a crappy Weekend
Stumble!