Gatalop Blues
(In the Style of Bowling for Soup:1985)
They hit our shield wall
i know i heard the call
what a messed up day
but i just gotta say
his shield looked like a door
and there were plenty more
it took just one man
to mess up all our plans
he was gonna be fighter
he was gonna be jock
he was gonna swing his sword
out there in Gatalop
his little dinky shield was smallest on the field
looks out at all the strife
and gets one- smack right -in the eye
They had polearms, some archers
And they looked much larger
there were Heaters and teardrops
on the fields of Gatalop
a skalla, some war shields
oh get me off of this field
Cuz I'm so preoccupied
I got to , got to, got to stay alive
Woohoohoo
(I got to stay alive)
Woohoohoo
He's learned all the basics
he knows how to dance
Rap Shots, Serving the soup
And wears his poofy pants
he's been hit by knights
and smacked around by squires
All up in his shire
Like a whipping boy for hire
Where's it gonna hurt at practice sunday
and who's the new guy who just came out to play
when did masochism become PC?
what every happened to dungeons, dragons
(all I saw was)
They had polearms, some archers
And they looked much larger
there were Heaters and teardrops
on the fields of Gatalop
a skalla, some war shields
oh get me off of this field
Cuz I'm so preoccupied
I got to , got to, got to stay alive
Woohoohoo
He hates ass raps - make them stop
running of the gauntlet there at ga-t-a-lop
how the hell did i get- in- this
I need an armor shop.
Shop!
Shop!
Because
They had polearms, some archers
And they looked much larger
there were Heaters and teardrops
on the fields of Gatalop
a skalla, some war shields
oh get me off of this field
Cuz I'm so preoccupied
I got to stay alive
Woohoohoo
They had polearms, some archers
And they looked much larger
there were Heaters and teardrops
on the fields of Gatalop
a skalla, some war shields
oh get me off of this field
Cuz I'm so preoccupied
I got to , got to, got to stay alive
Stumble!