Sansovino Blues
(in the Style of “Folsom City Blues” by Johnny Cash)
I see a big man comin' he's chargin down the field
he's screamin like a banshee, and there ain't no time to yield
Well, I'm stuck here with this shield wall, waitin here to die
And when that big man hits me, you're gonna watch us fly
When he was just a baby his mama told him boy
if you want to be a fighter, you gotta play with fighter toys
so he got a sword and helmet and now he's fightin for the crown
He's been ten long years as squire, but that don't keep him down
Well I bet you're thinking so what he's just another guy
But I am here to tell you that big ol' man can fly
He eats shield walls for breakfast, like he's eating a buffet
You'd better hope you got insurance, if he's comin your way
So if you're on a shield wall, you better listen to me son,
If a war cry comes from Sanzio you'd better turn and run
Or you're gonna be in traction, trampled into the ground
Lyin next to all your buddies, you're shield wall's comin down.
Stumble!