Gather ‘round, ye lords and ladies, set ye one and all
And hearken to the untold tales of the Shire of Arenal
Let’s all raise our tankards high to friends and family too
And lift our voices in a song about our lovely brew
Now William be a largely man with lots of room for beer
Baras he craves the eastern brew and and eastern girls I hear
Sanzio the fighting bard he loves to toss them back
Who keeps them off of Cookie whenever he is talking smack
CHORUS
Now everybody’s fried
So until our mugs are dry
We’ll drink and drink and drink and drink
And then we’ll drink some more
We’ll dance and sing and fight
Until the early morning light
Then we’ll set up, get drunk, break down and then we’re off to home again
Joselito mixes booze that has a wonderous taste
Cody brews his homemade meade that puts you on your face
Thorgrim trades his vintner’s wares two liters at a time
Lavena takes the leaves of anything and makes it wine
The Pirates have a grog that’s made of anything they find
Chimera house they drink enough to strike a good man blind
The only place to be where drink and war go hand in hand
We’ll toss it back and party even if your Mead is BLAND!
CHORUS
We hold our drinks in anything from cups to giant horns
We drink and share our tales with anyone so be forwarned
Cuz if you’re new, we’ll give you brew to help you on your way
As long as it is after your twenty and first birthday!
Orlando and his lady Katarina drink in pairs
Kerrick likes the Irish brew and has a lot of hair
Crazy Ming the Mongol drinks and loves the word Huzzah!
We call him Crazy Mongol cuz nobody can spell AAAAAUGH!
CHORUS
Someday soon I’ll make a brew that everyone can love (yay.)
The knights and bards will know my name and shout it from above
Me only hope is when I do, I'll know this tale is true (yay)
Don’t mix your mead with saki or you'll be in the privvy too (HEY!)
Stumble!