TBC:Your Lady's Been Learning to Fight

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Your Lady's Been Learning to Fight
To the tune of My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean

My lord we have great news to tell you
Too wonderful simply to write
While you've been away at the Crusades
Your lady's been learning to fight

Chorus
Oh boy, oh boy,
She's learning to handle a sword, a sword
Oh boy, oh boy,
Oh what a surprise for her lord

It's true she's a delicate creature
A vision of sweetness and light
We know that it's hard to believe it, but
Your lady's been learning to fight

Chorus

With a sword so shiny and pointy
In armour and helmet so bright
You'd better start practising quickly
Your lady is learning to fight

Chorus

So polish up weapons and armour
And hone all your skills to their height
And say a few prayers while you're at it
Your lady is learning to fight

Chorus

So this puts an end to carousing
No more you'll go wenching all night
We're sorry for the inconvenience
But we've taught your lady to fight

Chorus

So we thought we would send you a letter
And spare you the terrible scene
Of returning at last to your homeland
To find out that you are the Queen!

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