The Dented Helmet

TTTO: The Chicks Dig It.
filked by: Lord Sanzio Sansovino

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Helmet's Shined, armor's right,
thought I was Camric, on the field,
for the tournament fight.

I told the ladies there,
I said, "Hey, y'all, watch this".
My fate was a dented helmet,
my reward, the losers list.

The ladies asked me how I did,
and I made them laugh outloud when I
frowned and said: "My Helmet's Dented".

(chorus)
Pride heals, bruises fade,
and all we're left with are the impacts made.
Pain hurts, but only for a minute.
Everything bad goes away except when your helmet's dented.

Next few rounds, losers list,
handing out one shots, like candy,
and I hardly ever missed.
Took out a black belt, then a squire, then a knight.
Then came Viscount Sir Spiffy, and
he handed my @$$ to me.

Walked off the field with my spirit bent,
and I threw my helm on the ground,
now the d@*n thing was double dented.

(chorus X2)
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